If Prince Charles’s ringtone isn’t I Just Can’t Wait to be King then what’s the point
“I’m an adult.” I whisper as I eat my fifth bag of M&M’s, still not yet dressed at 2:00pm and press play on a cartoon meant for children ages 6-11.
me during shower time: What is my mission here on earth? What would have happened if Hitler got killed before he started the war? What if is there's a bigger force controlling us right now?
me almost falling asleep: I think I've solved the mystery of Atlantis and the cure for cancer and starving in Africa and the problems for all bad things in the universe
me during the day: how do I spell house?